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Dec xix, 2014 Jenni Lea rated it really liked it

Stiles and Derek have a baby.

This was a nice condolement read. Not much angst, just a nice little peek into their developing relationship.

Favorite quote:

"If I somehow have to deliver an ass baby, nosotros are never having sexual activity again ever."

recommend

Stiles and Derek accept a baby.

This was a prissy comfort read. Not much malaise, just a nice niggling peek into their developing human relationship.

Favorite quote:

"If I somehow take to deliver an ass babe, we are never having sex again e'er."

recommend

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Oct 06, 2014 Rosa, really rated information technology actually liked it

This reminded me of one of those Harlequin or Loveswept "I'1000 preggers simply does he love me or just desire the baaabee?" romances of the 80s. But near 97% fluffier. With werewolves and magic sperm. And STEREK. And the babe might come up out the butthole.

"And Derek....If I somehow have to deliver an donkey infant, we are never having sexual activity again always, is that clear?"

three.5

This reminded me of one of those Harlequin or Loveswept "I'thousand preggers just does he dearest me or just desire the baaabee?" romances of the 80s. But about 97% fluffier. With werewolves and magic sperm. And STEREK. And the baby might come out the butthole.

"And Derek....If I somehow have to deliver an ass infant, nosotros are never having sexual activity again ever, is that clear?"

3.5

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Dec 19, 2014 Dalia rated it really liked it

2nd read: 28-05-2015 (And then ambrosial.)

Stiles gets impregnated with a magical werewolf jizz cocktail by his crazy English language teacher.

"So I'm MTV worthy now! Seventeen and pregnant with werewolf Jesus. And Derek is the infant daddy. Mazel tov!"

Even though Stiles and Derek struggle a piffling bit with the whole situation, they nonetheless have a happy pregnancy. Stiles' h2o breaks while he's riding on Derek'south dick then he gives birth to Werewolf Jesus on Christmas Day. 2nd read: 28-05-2015 (Then adorable.)

Stiles gets impregnated with a magical werewolf jizz cocktail by his crazy English teacher.

"So I'm MTV worthy at present! Seventeen and pregnant with werewolf Jesus. And Derek is the baby daddy. Mazel tov!"

Even though Stiles and Derek struggle a little bit with the whole situation, they still accept a happy pregnancy. Stiles' water breaks while he's riding on Derek'south dick and then he gives birth to Werewolf Jesus on Christmas Day. ...more than

Oct 06, 2014 Jennifer☠Pher☠ rated it actually liked information technology

Why oh why did I not read this one sooner?

I recollect the blurb fabricated me retrieve something weird and it wasn't weird at all.

It was beautiful and touching, funny and hot as fuck.

The relationship was different only not unwelcome. Information technology worked for this story in a totally good way. As far as I am concerned whether they are friends or enemies or in a human relationship, the foundation I always believe is that they are so good for each other.

I call up I don't know how to write Sterek reviews anymore. I need my mojo back. Chiliad

Why oh why did I not read this one sooner?

I call up the blurb made me think something weird and it wasn't weird at all.

It was cute and touching, funny and hot equally fuck.

The relationship was different but not unwelcome. Information technology worked for this story in a totally good way. Equally far equally I am concerned whether they are friends or enemies or in a relationship, the foundation I e'er believe is that they are and so good for each other.

I remember I don't know how to write Sterek reviews anymore. I demand my mojo back. Mean people suck.

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Dec 21, 2014 Susan rated it actually liked information technology

Mpreg Sterek.

This fourth dimension the sex comes afterward the getting meaning part. Stiles is kidnapped and forced to drinkable Derek'due south semen (in a loving cup, gross!). Later that he is pregnant. Don't y'all dearest magic?

And even though Derek is sweet and tries his best to accept good care of Stiles this fic is not what I would call fluffy. It was nice, it felt existent and the sexual activity was HOT!

Mpreg... what has happened to me?

Mpreg Sterek.

This time the sexual practice comes subsequently the getting pregnant part. Stiles is kidnapped and forced to drink Derek's semen (in a cup, gross!). After that he is pregnant. Don't you dearest magic?

And even though Derek is sweet and tries his all-time to have good care of Stiles this fic is not what I would call fluffy. It was nice, it felt existent and the sex was HOT!

Mpreg... what has happened to me?

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Mar 01, 2015 Meags rated it actually liked information technology

4 Stars

Evil Ms. Blake! The bitch steals Derek'south "werewolf juice" and forces Stiles to ingest it (eww)!!....

BOOM! Immaculately conceived werewolf baby!!

This was easily the lightest Sterek mpreg fic I've read to date. It was really enjoyable.

There was plenty of sweetness, a smattering of sexy times, a dash of Derek's man-pain and a whole packet of snarky Stiles.

I loved this version of Stiles. He was hilariously forthright, which provided lots of laughter.

"Derek, if I'k going to suffer the con

4 Stars

Evil Ms. Blake! The bitch steals Derek'southward "werewolf juice" and forces Stiles to ingest it (eww)!!....

BOOM! Immaculately conceived werewolf baby!!

This was easily the lightest Sterek mpreg fic I've read to date. Information technology was really enjoyable.

There was enough of sweet, a smattering of sexy times, a dash of Derek'south homo-hurting and a whole packet of snarky Stiles.

I loved this version of Stiles. He was hilariously forthright, which provided lots of laughter.

"Derek, if I'm going to suffer the consequences of getting f*cked, I'm damned well going to become f*cked!"

Yep. This fic goes in the win column.

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Read 12/twenty/2014
Re-read unknown number of times
Re-read 01/18/2016 Still one of my favorites. I really, really want a sequel.
Re-read 2/xiv/2017
Reread i/i/2018, seven/ane/2019

The talent displayed by and so many fan fiction authors is awe inspiring.

New decade re-read 1/23/2020 I tin can always count on a reread of i my favorite Sterek fics to pull me from the despair brought on by reading something also angsty for my wimpy heart.

Re-read 2/viii/2021

Feb 28, 2015 Lilia Ford rated it really liked information technology

3.5

The voicing on this 1 is particularly practiced, and overall it's an enjoyable read, striking well-nigh of the classic Sterek tropes. Special praise for Stiles' jokes about his immaculate conception which were inventive, irreverent, hilarious and wonderfully in character. I am convinced that my ideal yard-preg is out there waiting to be discovered, just I have not establish it yet. There was nothing at all wrong with this one, but mostly it felt familiar, retreading the usual ground without adding anything new.

3.v

The voicing on this i is especially good, and overall it'due south an enjoyable read, hitting most of the classic Sterek tropes. Special praise for Stiles' jokes about his immaculate formulation which were inventive, irreverent, hilarious and wonderfully in character. I am convinced that my ideal m-preg is out there waiting to be discovered, but I have not found it withal. There was zippo at all wrong with this i, only more often than not information technology felt familiar, retreading the usual ground without adding anything new. Still, Lupinus is a skilled writer and I will definitely check more from her.

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December 20, 2014 BWT rated it liked it

I of the less weird mpreg stories. Stiles is knocked up via magical spell, rather than whatsoever sexual shenanigans. Although, thank God, the shenanigans practise evidence upwardly later.

Bottom line: Very sweet, interspersed with some smexy action.

2.5 stars

Hither we are.. mpreg is non and will never be my favourite trope. Merely I acknowledge, this wasn't actually half bad.
In the finish, information technology was too child-fic and family unit-fic-like for me, though.

two.5 stars

Here we are.. mpreg is not and will never be my favourite trope. Only I admit, this wasn't actually half bad.
In the end, it was besides child-fic and family-fic-like for me, though.

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Jul 14, 2014 Lauren rated it it was amazing

This is 1 of my favourite Sterek fan fics. Actually lovely. At the finish of the day, it'due south a piece of fan fiction. It isn't flawless, simply I really loved it. I thought the story was wonderful, the humour was great, and I but patently enjoyed reading information technology. :) This is one of my favourite Sterek fan fics. Really lovely. At the end of the day, information technology's a piece of fan fiction. It isn't flawless, simply I really loved it. I idea the story was wonderful, the humour was keen, and I simply manifestly enjoyed reading it. :) ...more

Apr 06, 2015 Finnegan rated it really liked it

Stiles get impregnated by his evil english language teacher. With the help of a spell and Derek'southward potent werewolf sperm. The book is actually funny, and sugariness and lots of feelings. Derek and Stiles are just and then perfect together. Story was well written and enjoyable. Stiles get impregnated by his evil english language teacher. With the help of a spell and Derek's potent werewolf sperm. The book is actually funny, and sweet and lots of feelings. Derek and Stiles are just then perfect together. Story was well written and enjoyable. ...more

May 03, 2014 Jerry rated it liked it

It's Sterek and includes k-preg, so I kinda had to read it. Unfortunately I idea the story was non as well written as some or most of the other Sterek fanfic I've read. Interesting story idea, totally far fetched concept, subsequently the big reveal with the diabolical instructor, it mostly revolves around being pregnant and the slow meeting of Derek and Stiles with Scot'due south mother and Derek'due south father coupling likewise. It'southward Sterek and includes m-preg, and so I kinda had to read information technology. Unfortunately I thought the story was not likewise written every bit some or most of the other Sterek fanfic I've read. Interesting story thought, totally far fetched concept, later on the big reveal with the diabolical teacher, it mostly revolves around beingness significant and the dull coming together of Derek and Stiles with Scot'southward mother and Derek's father coupling too. ...more

Aug 21, 2015 Brooke rated it it was ok

1.v

This one did not piece of work for me, too fluffy, rushed, and out of character. I may have liked it had I started information technology while I was in a different mood, merely I approximate nosotros will never know. Information technology did have a few funny moments.

Dec 19, 2014 Malinda rated it really liked it

4 stars

This was a very good story. This is a Sterek fanfiction story. For those of you lot that don't know...Sterek fanfic is based off 2 male characters, Stiles and Derek, from the Boob tube evidence Teen Wolf. In the evidence they're both heterosexual only some viewers accept fantasized about them together in a one thousand/m human relationship and thus Sterek was born. This story takes identify in the Idiot box show earth around the fourth dimension of Mrs. Blake.

Stiles wakes up to find himself bound and plainly kidnapped past Mrs. Blake who is a witc

4 stars

This was a very good story. This is a Sterek fanfiction story. For those of you that don't know...Sterek fanfic is based off 2 male characters, Stiles and Derek, from the Tv set show Teen Wolf. In the testify they're both heterosexual but some viewers have fantasized about them together in a thousand/m human relationship and thus Sterek was built-in. This story takes place in the Television show world around the fourth dimension of Mrs. Blake.

Stiles wakes up to notice himself bound and apparently kidnapped by Mrs. Blake who is a witch that needs Stiles for a spell. She forces him to drink something and it ends upward being a potion that makes him meaning (with Derek's baby). Stiles is rescued just is pregnant and there's some drama while everything gets worked out. Thankfully, Stiles is at the end of his senior year in high schoolhouse and so he graduates before people notice his condition. Settling into his new life has some issues though. Things with Derek are a bit crude at first and their emotional issues don't make things any easier. It actually takes a while before their human relationship moves in to something more (read: sexual). It was actually kind of cute to see Derek having such a hard time expressing feelings and what he wants and hopes for just yet making the effort. Stiles was pretty understanding and I liked seeing them get more than of a squad and supporting each other. The story finishes soon after the birth of the babe, with the new family heading for their HEA together.

I enjoyed this story very much. Stiles and Derek were good in this story. Stiles was a lilliputian different from in the Tv set show merely considering his new situation and his "hormones" I thought the slight differences to be fitting for the story. The portrayal of Derek was very expert and his laconic nature and emotional difficulties were both seen and dealt with in the story. The story didn't have much activity merely it's a really skilful story regardless and was interesting enough to keep me engaged throughout. It's a warm feeling story with very fiddling angst. :D

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December 04, 2014 Luzia rated it it was amazing

Ok. I TOTALLY LOVE this volume. I should have sleep since 3hours only couldn't allow this book get. It was just too sweet. I know that I volition regret it tomorrow at work one-half the night to be stayed awake, but I could not assistance information technology. it was impossible to put abroad the book. not possible. I could not even try it .... Ok. I TOTALLY LOVE this book. I should have slumber since 3hours but couldn't let this book become. Information technology was but too sugariness. I know that I will regret it tomorrow at work one-half the night to exist stayed awake, but I could not help it. it was impossible to put away the book. non possible. I could not even try it .... ...more than

February 28, 2015 Pjm12 rated it information technology was astonishing

By and large low-angst Sterek with magic baby making and the developing of a loving relationship combined with the idea of having a child.

Poor Stiles, missing out on College (for a while). They were some nice bittersweet moments.

Plus little bebe at the end. So cute.

February 17, 2015 Vallie rated it liked it

I am glad I finished this. It got off on a really tiresome outset, simply as soon every bit the smexing got going on and all the mpreg goodness, I was a happy camper:))

February 09, 2015 MostlyDelores rated it really liked it

Sweet. Virginal mpreg by magic spell (like you get). Squeamish, irksome-growing romance.

Apr 25, 2018 Liza rated it really liked it

Sometimes yous simply need that experience-adept, wonderful feeling that just a good Sterek story can requite you!! And this one most definitely delivered. Stiles finds himself knocked-up by his insane English teacher in some crazy magical plot. An immaculate conception created by the drinking of Derek's werewolf jizz because just a virgin will do for this magical spell! lol The story was equal parts sugariness, sexy, and funny, with the best scenes coming from Stiles and Derek merely being them. One of the total 50 Sometimes you just need that feel-proficient, wonderful feeling that just a skilful Sterek story tin give you!! And this one almost definitely delivered. Stiles finds himself knocked-up by his insane English language teacher in some crazy magical plot. An immaculate conception created by the drinking of Derek'southward werewolf jizz because only a virgin will do for this magical spell! lol The story was equal parts sweet, sexy, and funny, with the best scenes coming from Stiles and Derek merely being them. 1 of the full express joy-out-loud scenes for me comes from the fact that I have been binge-watching the MCU and while arguing about names this brilliant homage to "Avengers" comes up: "Phil?" "His first name is Agent." ...more than

Mar 17, 2017 Trix rated it liked it

Aww... what a cute story. Lots of feelings in this ane.

(view spoiler)[(view spoiler)[Though the ending scene with the Sheriff and Melissa being outed for expecting a kid seemed a trivial overkill on elevation of all the cuteness (hide spoiler)] this was a pleasant story. While you append logic and atheism to let for werewolves and hags and magic, you also need to ignore the lack of whatever supernatural threats to the town and the local 'superheroes' during Stiles' pregnancy. Other than the incident

Aww... what a cute story. Lots of feelings in this ane.

(view spoiler)[(view spoiler)[Though the ending scene with the Sheriff and Melissa being outed for expecting a child seemed a piffling overkill on top of all the cuteness (hide spoiler)] this was a pleasant story. While you append logic and disbelief to let for werewolves and hags and magic, you also demand to ignore the lack of any supernatural threats to the town and the local 'superheroes' during Stiles' pregnancy. Other than the incident with the hag (which really, was added more than to emphasise Derek's interest with police proceedings) there wasn't anything endangering the gang, and then Stiles was rubber with or without the protection spell. (hibernate spoiler)]

But honestly, this fiction wasn't about anyone playing the hero or an adrenaline blitz. It was comfy, sweet, endearing, gentle and loving. It was nearly Stiles and Derek growing to care and love each other, for the pack to come up forrad and support them equally they embark on the road of fatherhood. Sure, at that place were some sexy times too (and quite explicit at that) to heat things up a bit.

I'm not a fan of mpreg and there were a few scenes that I would have rather skipped but overall, this was an enjoyable read.

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Aug 12, 2018 Sandra rated it actually liked it

This was really sweet. Not tooo fluffy, but surprisingly nice and drama free for a witch-impregnates-Stiles-with-Derek'southward-werewolf-infant. The Tory is broken up into 3 'trimesters' which is cute, although I'd dearest a sequel to actually go to see them with the baby more. Sex was good too and I'k glad they didn't leave that out.

Sterek fanfiction! I just realized at that place is actually LISTS with sterek fanfic and here I have been reading all sorts of fanfic and Not reviewing them.

So, this is a reread for me.

Stiles has everything against him. He'due south human. A virgin. A pack member. And a Spark. Only what Jennifer Blake, his crazy English teacher needs. She uses Derek too.

So, she kidnaps him and completes the spell before he is rescued... and he is left pregnant.

Well she is detained and her memory is wiped, he is stuck with a

Sterek fanfiction! I just realized there is really LISTS with sterek fanfic and hither I accept been reading all sorts of fanfic and NOT reviewing them.

So, this is a reread for me.

Stiles has everything against him. He's human. A virgin. A pack member. And a Spark. Merely what Jennifer Blake, his crazy English teacher needs. She uses Derek also.

So, she kidnaps him and completes the spell earlier he is rescued... and he is left pregnant.

Well she is detained and her memory is wiped, he is stuck with a baby. Part of the spell is to protect him and the baby. No more some of his favorites things, like coffee.

Of form existence filled with a werewolf infant, he has to deal with Derek.

In that location relationship is rocky at first. Needless to say, they have a lot on their plate and their mutual pining finally comes to forepart.

It ends of course with a babe! Though the birth is very graphic.

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Oct 29, 2016 Hc rated it liked it

OK.. Clearly y'all can't Simply read this and brand complete sense out of it. There is very clearly more than earlier story and people/events that took identify.

So, I was lost for a good flake.. actually I'm surprised I fabricated information technology to the end but I ended upwardly liking it the majority of the time.

But what kept driving me crazy is... there'due south so many mentions of Derek being older.. merely regardless if this is covered in previous story (is there or not i don't know yet) I take no inkling what that means. He's a werewolf and so doe

OK.. Clearly you can't Simply read this and make complete sense out of it. In that location is very clearly more earlier story and people/events that took identify.

So, I was lost for a good flake.. actually I'chiliad surprised I fabricated information technology to the end but I ended up liking it the majority of the fourth dimension.

But what kept driving me crazy is... there's so many mentions of Derek existence older.. but regardless if this is covered in previous story (is there or not i don't know yet) I have no inkling what that means. He's a werewolf so does that hateful longer life? And if non how much older is he, because he was at to the lowest degree a trivial involved with the teacher that knocked Stiles up?

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Awwww!!!

That was super sweet and fluffy and only all round Sterek goodness. I think I might be starting to come around to the Mpregs.

Loved the pack and John and Melissa and the lack of over the top angst.

Good fun and some very good smexy fourth dimension.

Awwww!!!

That was super sweet and fluffy and just all round Sterek goodness. I recall I might exist starting to come effectually to the Mpregs.

Loved the pack and John and Melissa and the lack of over the top malaise.

Good fun and some very good smexy fourth dimension.

...more

Jul 09, 2014 Hrtnsoul28 rated it really liked it

Liked information technology. Thought it was funny and cute. Different accept on Jennifer Blake. She did a proficient matter in this story. LOL

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